Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The
robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's
your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about
physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but
he is curious... So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender
says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." Again, the robot
makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR,
Budweiser and John Deere tractors.


The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks
he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot
says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini," and the robot
brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 60."
The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you
voted for Obama?"