MY FATHER IS A STRIPPER IN
A GAY BAR...........




One day a
fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
did for a living. All the typical answers came up --
fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer,
and so forth.

However, little Justin was
being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher
prodded him about his father, he finally replied, ?Okay...my
father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off
all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in
his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good,
he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night
for money.'


The teacher, obviously
shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children
to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside
to ask him, 'Is that really true about your
father?'




'No', the boy
said, 'He actually works for the Democratic National
Committee and helped get Barack Obama elected President last
year, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the
class.'