A refuse collector in Cairns, Australia, is driving along a
street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into
his compactor.

He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out,
and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look
about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and
knocks. There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again -
much harder.

Eventually a Chinese man comes to the door. "Harro!"
says the Chinese man.

"Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.

"I bin on toiret," explains the Chinese bloke, a bit perplexed.

Realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man
smiles and tries again. "No ! No ! Mate, Where's your dust bin?"

"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Chinese man, still perplexed.

"Listen," says the collector. "You're misunderstanding me.
Where's your 'wheelie' bin?'"

"OK, OK." replies the Chinese man with a sheepish grin
and whispers in the collector's ear. "I wheelie bin having
sex wiffa wife's sista!"


Kinda warms the heart, don't it???