A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about
to jump off a bridge. So he stops.

"What are you doing?", he asks.

"I'm committing suicide." she answers.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me
a kiss?"

So she does.

After she is finished, the biker says, "Wow! that was the best kiss I have
ever had! That is a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.
Why are you committing suicide?"

She says "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl!"