Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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A couple were driving through the countryside in the winter. They slowed for a road obstruction and realized it was a mama skunk and her babies that had been run over. The woman noticed one little tiny baby skunk still walking in circles and had her husband stop to rescue it. When they got out, the tiny skunk was nearly frozen. The woman said, quick, lets get in the car and get this poor creature thawed out. The husband suggested she put the little fellow high up between her legs to get quick heat to his little body. She says, but what about the stinky smell? The husband says, just hold his little nose for awhile until he thaws out, he'll be okay.

LMAO - - - note to self: dear Self, after you wipe off the monitor screen, remember not to open the joke thread without clearing all liquids from your mouth first.

An older man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Cathy asked him if there was anything wrong.

'Yes, Nurse Cathy,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am
very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Cathy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Cathy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.'

'Yes,' said Nurse Cathy , 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You're gonna love this.)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

Ha Ha....good one.