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    Quote Originally Posted by MelloYello View Post
    Brand new just out on the Market the
    New and Improved Texas Rain Gauge
    Lynda wants to know,,how do you know if its working,in texas??
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    If we aren't supposed to have midnight snacks,,,WHY is there a light in the refrigerator???

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    Quote Originally Posted by lamin8r View Post
    Lynda wants to know,,how do you know if its working,in texas??
    tell her that I've already had to empty it twice this year
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    This is one of the funniest stand-ups I've seen in a long time.
    http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1B4AZI... - StumbleUpon
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    5 pearls of Scottish wisdom to remember.

    1.
    Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
    2.
    Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
    3.
    Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
    4.
    Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
    5.
    Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

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