Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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08-01-2011 12:08 AM #1
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08-06-2011 03:18 PM #2
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08-07-2011 04:30 AM #3
This is one of the funniest stand-ups I've seen in a long time.
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1B4AZI... - StumbleUpon.
" I'm drinking from my saucer, 'cause my cup is overflowed ! "
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09-03-2011 06:13 PM #4
5 pearls of Scottish wisdom to remember.
1.Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
Remember, Freedom isn't Free, thousands have paid the price so you can enjoy what you have today.
Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
So sad, sorry to hear it.
We Lost a Good One