Two good ol' boys in Tennessee were sitting around
talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting
off of work at the local Nissan plant.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was
to sneakover to your house Saturday & make love to
your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant
and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute,
scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real
hard about the question. Finally, he says,
"Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"