A is for apple, and B is for boat,That used to be right, but now it won't float!Age before beauty is what we once said,But let's be a bit more realistic instead.



NowThe New Alphabet:
A's for arthritis;B's the bad back,C's the chest pains,perhaps car-di-ac?
D is for dental decay and decline,E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!F is for farting and fluid retention,G is for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention.

H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;I for incisions with scars you can show.J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,K is for knees that crack when they bend. L 's for libido, what happened to sex?Mis for memory, I forget what comes next.N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!U is for urinary; troubles with flow;V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know..

W for worry, now what's going 'round?X is for X ray, and what might be found.Y for another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!


I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!

HAVE A GREAT DAY!

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