Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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Many of us remember “fondly” (not!) using the Outhouse. Oh, those were the “good old days!”

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this here outhouse!"

"Ma replies, "Dang it... stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that thar hole!

"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what the heck to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this here outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, “Hurts, don't it?!"

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This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off, "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 57 times last year." The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, "See! That was more than once a week!" The second bull is to be sold, "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year." Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's more than twice a week. What do you say to that?" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison. The third bull is up for sale, "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!" The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about you?" The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back, "Sure, once a day! Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"

I would click a "like" on this last one but my wife would take it the wrong way.

Jack

Originally Posted by Jack F

I would click a "like" on this last one but my wife would take it the wrong way.

Jack

I'm lucky,Jack..My wife doesn't look over my shoulder when I'm on CHR..and i didn't tell her the story,either,like I do,sometimes..