Ollie bumps into his long lost friend Sven on the streets of Poulsbo. After greeting each other warmly Ollie asks “So now Sven, how is your lovely vife Greetta?” to which Sven replies, “Oh my vife – she’s died.”

“No!” exclaims Ollie. “From vhat did she die?” “Well,” say’s Sven, “she died from the gongarea.”

“No vhay! This is America and no von dies from the gongaria!” protests Ollie.

“Well – dey do vhen dey give it to me…..”