THE ZOO..

A guy gets a job at the zoo,as a zoo keeper,and his first job is to help feed the animals,birds,etc..
First stop is the lake,and as he starts feeding out,,a large fish leaps out of the water and bites him on the leg,,so he beats it to death with a spade..He then thinks,,better get rid of the evidence,,but where?? Yup,,the lions,,they will eat anything,,so the fish gets tossed over the wall into the lion's den..Next stop is to huck out and feed the monkeys,,but as he enters the cage,,two of them go crazy and throw coconuts,and bits of wood at him,,so he deals to them with his trusty spade as well.. Hmmm,,better throw them to the lions,too,,cos,,lions eat anything..Next stop is the South American bee hive,,to collect honey..But as he gets up to the hive,,the bees go crazy,and attack him,,stinging him several times,,so he goes wild,and,swinging his trusty spade,,kills the lot..You guessed it,,he scoops them up with his spade,,and throws them into the lion's den,,,,cos,,,lions eat anything...
The next day,,a new lion is introduced to the den,,and he asks the biggest lion there,,''What's the food like around here?''
The head lion answers him,,'' Real good most of the time,,like yesterday was the best for a while..We had fish and chimps,with mushy bees''