I was in a bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish so I approached and asked, "Hello, ladies are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, you bloody idiot, Wales!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that's the last thing I remember.....