Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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Last night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital ICU.There were tubes up my nose and down my throat, and machines monitoring my every function.
I had a horrible pain in my head over my left ear, but I managed to hear the gorgeous nurse hovering over me tell me that I had been in a serious accident.
She looked at me deep and steady and I heard her slowly say "You may not feel anything from the waist down, Sir".
I managed to mumble in reply ,well .. " Can I feel your tits, then?"

Norwegian husband, Olef, sent a text message to his wife one night that read:
“Lena, I’m having 1 more beer with Sven.”
“If I’m not home in 1 hour .... read this message again.”
Olef

"Duct Tape, the Handyman's Secret Weapon !"

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Truth: Recently the Houston Independent School District has directed four schools to change the name of their mascots. They are the Lamar High School Redskins, Westbury High School Rebels, Hamilton Middle School Indians and Welch Middle School Warriors. Source: Channel 9 Fox News.

Rumor: I have also heard that there are lots of people still complaining about the name of the NFL team, The Washington Redskins, and rumor has it that their Administrative Office is seriously considering changing their name to Redskins because of Public pressure.