Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're
not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you.

I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again."

The man, feeling anguished and betrayed, went directly into his
bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife dead.

A few moments later, a second text came in, "Bloody Spell Check!!

Sorry Bob, the second sentence should refer to "your Wifi'."


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