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The Tooth Brush Salesman

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited.

Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship.

Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good", said the teacher.

Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines" she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Mike's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Mike walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk.

"$2,467", he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes", said Little Mike.

"Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Mike, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog poop!" I would say, "It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the Government method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."

Little Mike got an A+ for his assignment. Bless his heart.

A man liying in the recovery room calls the nurse over and through his oxengen mask says to the nurse,
Would you please check and see if my testicles are black
the nurse replied, Im sorry sir I can't do that
The man again said, please, it will only take a second, check and see if my testicles are black
The nurse presisted, sir, that is something the doctor will have to do
The man pressed on, I'm begging you, will you PLEASE check to see if my testicles are black
Reluctantly, the nurse lifted the sheet, took the mans testicles in her hand, inspected them closely and pulled the sheet closed
The man props himself up, removes his oxengen mask and says to the nurse
Well thank you for that, but please listen carefully
Will you please check to see if MY TEST RESULTS ARE BACK