Saint Peter is seeing all of the new arrivals trying to go thru the pearly gates in heaven.
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> The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one.
> "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed.
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> She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower.
> Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too.
> I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover.
> I went onto the balcony of our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB
> clinging to the rail by his fingertips.
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> I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot.
> He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes.
> On seeing he was still alive I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over.
> It hit the man and killed him.
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> At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and died."
> Saint Peter thanked him and sent him on to the waiting room.
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> The second applicant said that his last day was his worst.
> "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment.
> I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building.
> I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot.
> I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me.
> I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest."
> Saint Peter couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the waiting room.
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> Saint Peter is still giggling when his third customer of the day enters.
> He apologizes and says "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the two fellows that arrived here just before you."
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> I don't know" replies the man. "Picture this, I'm buck naked hiding in this cedar chest....