Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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A devout Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is of the infidel. The cabbie politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. The Arab Muslim asked him, “What are you doing?” To which the cabbie answered, “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so bugger off and flag down a camel!”

CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL


This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral...
A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life..

A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry... I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynaecologist!'

The priest fainted!

Better than being a proctologist.

Jack.

Did my Laundry today