Seniors' Tax Return

I just received my tax return for 2014 back from the Revenue Canada. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the line : "List all dependents" ...

I replied: 2 million Native Indians; 1 million crack heads; 7.3 million unemployed people; 100,000 people in prisons; Half of Haiti; 105 Senators and 308 Members of Parliament.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF,










WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

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