I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and I noticed a
Radical Muslim, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden.
Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the
head with a shovel, killing him instantly.
He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it. Astonished,
I got back into bed.
My wife said, “You're shaking, what is it?”
"You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said, "that son of a bitch
next door still has my shovel!"

A Muslim woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says:
"That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says
to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll
hold your monkey for you."

Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport
an entire country back to the middle ages.
They're calling it “Islam.”

A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"
The customer says, "Female"
The counter guy asks, "Black, White or Asian?"
The customer says, "White"
The counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
The customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
The counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.

Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.