She lives right across the street.

I can see her house from my living room.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street

and up my driveway.

She knocked on my front door...

I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says,

"I just got home, and I am so horny!

I have this strong urge to have a good time,

get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"


I immediately replied,

"Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good!

In that case, could you please watch my dog?"






MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!