A Kiwi bloke, a little guy, was sitting in a bar in Christchurch when this huge burly Australian walks in. As he passes the Kiwi he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor.
The big Aussie says: “That’s a karate hop from Korea.”
The Kiwi says nothing, gets back on his barstool, and resumes drinking his beer.
The Aussie gets up to go to the bathroom and as he walks by the Kiwi hits him on the other side of the neck knocking him to the floor again.
“That’s a judo chop from Japan,” he says. The Kiwi decides he’s had enough of this and leaves.
Half an hour later he’s back again and sees the Aussie sitting on his barstool; so walks up behind him, and with one blow knocks him to the floor, out cold.
The Kiwi turns to the barman and says: “When he come to; tell him that was a crowbar from Bunnings.”