Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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Hillary is talking to The Pope, and he says:

“With but one wave of my hand, I can make these people feel joy. A joy that nothing else in the world can bring. And it will be an eternal, everlasting joy.”

Hillary says:

“I’ll believe that when I see it.”

And so, the Pope raises his hand into the air, And slaps her across the face, and the crowd goes wild.

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have
been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined
by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer
was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.

Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching
the description of the offender, running several blocks
away.'

Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this
so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer.
Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation
for your daily duties?' A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?' A: 'Yes sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?' A: 'Yes sir.'

Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow
officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your
locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court
complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk
through that room.'


The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess
was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated
for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and
we think he'll win.