Herman is 85 years old and retired living in Queens. He gets a checkup with his long time friend and physician, Dr. Ruben Horowitz.

A week or so afterward Dr. Horowitz sees Herman strolling the boardwalk with his arm around a beautiful, comely young female.

The doctor stops him and asks, “Hermie, you must be feeling terrific, yes?”

Herman says, “Just following your orders, Dr. Horowitz. You told me to get a hot mama and be cheerful.”

The physician exclaims, “Hermie, that’s not what I told you! I said, ‘Your heart’s got a murmur. Be careful.”