A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a burger and a beer. After his meal, he gets up, pulls out a Mac 10 and kills everyone in the bar except the bartender. As the bear heads for the door, the bartender exclaims, "Why did you do that?"
The bear simply replies, "I'm a panda, look it up."
The bartender pulls a dictionary out from under the bar, flips through some pages and reads:
"Panda: mammal - large black and white bear from Asia; eats shoots and leaves."