Quote Originally Posted by 34_40 View Post
JB, I read that one to Chris and she bust out laughing and said to tell you "Good One JB"!!!
Well thank you Chris!
There aren't many ladies in the world that say complimentary things about me!

Here's another one from that same Aussie mate:

The National roads authority found over 200 dead crows on the Dublin Port tunnel approach recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts.

However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the birds' beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Authority then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."