Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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I went for a walk with my new girlfriend & we saw dogs mating.

She said: “How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?”

I replied: “He can smell she is ready. That’s how nature works.”

We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.

Again my girlfriend asked: “How does the ram know when the ewe is ready for sex?”

I replied: “It’s nature. He can smell she is ready.”

We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow. My girlfriend said: “This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready?” I said: “Oh, yes; it’s nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex.”

Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye.

She said: “Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19.”

Surprised, “Why do you say that?” I asked her.

She replied: “You seem to have lost your sense of smell.”

three hundred or so years ago in the middle of america there live a tribe of indians .. i believe it`s the present day state of Indiana .. anywho they survived mostly only an apatite of apples they grew ..one year they had a really bad harvest and 500 of them starved to death .. for almost 200 years they were simply known as the " indian apple less 500 " .. later a car race was named in their honor .. .. that ones got to get you .. HA !