Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, “Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?” He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, “By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?” The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, “Why, no sir. all I saw was a little, disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!”

Took the new car back to the dealer.

Strange noise only happens starting & stopping ??

Originally Posted by pepi

Took the new car back to the dealer.

Strange noise only happens starting & stopping ??

Gospel truth! A guy who worked at a Cadillac dealership told of a car that came back several times for a "CLUNK" when stopping. Finally found a Coke bottle in the door, suspended from a string, swinging free to bonk into the door skin in an enclosed pocket. The only way to get it out was to cut the interior door skin, until one guy suggested using a rod through a hole to shatter the bottle, then vacuum the shards, leaving the string. Said the car came down the line on a Friday.....

Originally Posted by rspears

Gospel truth! A guy who worked at a Cadillac dealership told of a car that came back several times for a "CLUNK" when stopping. Finally found a Coke bottle in the door, suspended from a string, swinging free to bonk into the door skin in an enclosed pocket. The only way to get it out was to cut the interior door skin, until one guy suggested using a rod through a hole to shatter the bottle, then vacuum the shards, leaving the string. Said the car came down the line on a Friday.....

Now THAT is funny!