Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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Originally Posted by pepi

Took the new car back to the dealer.

Strange noise only happens starting & stopping ??

Gospel truth! A guy who worked at a Cadillac dealership told of a car that came back several times for a "CLUNK" when stopping. Finally found a Coke bottle in the door, suspended from a string, swinging free to bonk into the door skin in an enclosed pocket. The only way to get it out was to cut the interior door skin, until one guy suggested using a rod through a hole to shatter the bottle, then vacuum the shards, leaving the string. Said the car came down the line on a Friday.....

Originally Posted by rspears

Gospel truth! A guy who worked at a Cadillac dealership told of a car that came back several times for a "CLUNK" when stopping. Finally found a Coke bottle in the door, suspended from a string, swinging free to bonk into the door skin in an enclosed pocket. The only way to get it out was to cut the interior door skin, until one guy suggested using a rod through a hole to shatter the bottle, then vacuum the shards, leaving the string. Said the car came down the line on a Friday.....

Now THAT is funny!