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Paddy is walking down the street in Dublin when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says "Cruises on Liffey River – $100".

He goes into the agency and hands the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head and throws him into the river.

Another man walking down the street a half-hour later sees the sign, walks in and pays the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head and throws him into the river. Sometime later, the two men are floating down the river together, and the second man calls out to Paddy, “Do you think they’ll serve any food on this cruise?”

Paddy says, “I don’t think so. They didn’t last year.”