Three young women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, were shipwrecked in a storm on an island in the south Pacific, far from any inhabited lands. They had salvaged what they could from their boat, and had worked together to eek out a life on the tropical island. One day they were walking on the beach and saw an old brass lamp. Pulling it out of the wet sand the brunette brushed the sand away and started rubbing the lamp. Sure enough, with a big puff of colorful smoke a Genie popped out. He surveyed the situation and said, "Since I can only grant three wishes, it's only fair that you each get one wish. Choose carefully, because you only have one wish each!"
Since the brunette had loosed the Genie from the bottle she went first. "I've been stuck on this island for years, and while we have managed to survive quite well I miss my husband terribly, and all of my family. I would like to go home to my husband." POOF, with a trail of smoke she was gone, back to her loving husband and family.
The redhead quickly said, "I too have been stuck here for years, and I also really miss my family, nd especially my husband and his loving arms. I would like to go to my home." As before, POOF with a trail of smoke the redhead was gone!
The Genie turned to the blonde, and found she had tears rolling down her cheeks, and a forlorn look on her face. "My dear, whatever is the matter?", the Genie asked. "I've been here a long time, too, but I really, really wish my two friends were still here." POOF!!!