Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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A married couple are travelling down the highway at about 40 mph with the husband behind the wheel.
The wife looks over at him and says “Honey, I know we’ve been married for fifteen years; but I want a divorce.”
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 45 mph.
She then says “I don’t want you to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend and he’s a better lover than you are.”
Again the husband says nothing but speeds up a bit more as his anger continues to build.
She says “I want the house.”
Again the husband speeds up and is now doing 55 mph.
She says “And I want the kids too.”
The husband again says nothing but just drives a bit faster.
Now he’s doing 70 mph.
She says “And I want the car, and all our credit cards as well.”
The husband starts to slowly veer towards the abutment of a bridge overpass.
She says “You’re taking all this very well; isn’t there something you want?”
The husband says “No; I’ve got all I need.”
She says “Really? What’s that?
Her husband, just before they hit the bridge abutment at 80 mph says “The airbag.”