Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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Paddy wasn't feeling too flash, so he went to see the doctor. The doctor told him he couldn't diagnose his ailment properly, so told Paddy to get a specimen.
Paddy went home to Mary, and said "The doctor told me to get a specimen, what on earth is a specimen?"
Mary didn't ken either, so said to Paddy "Go and ask Father Mulcahy, he's well educated."
"But you know Father Mulcahy and I punch-up every time we meet, we've never got on together," said Paddy.
"Well," said Mary, "Just this time you be nice and polite to the man, we'll never find out otherwise."
So Paddy got dressed in his finest clothes and headed for the church.

An hour later he returned. One eye was swollen, his face was covered in blood, his best shirt was torn, and one ear was almost ripped off.
Mary took one look at him and yelled "I thought I told you to be nice to him!"
Said Paddy "It wasn't me! He started it! I went to him all polite and asked him 'What is a specimen,?' he laughed and said 'Go p*ss in a bottle!' so I said 'Go s**t in your hat!' and the fight was on!"