As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trails, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.Coli)- bacteria Found in Faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 Kilo of poop.
However;
We do not run the risk when drinking wine&beer.(Or tequila, rum, whisky in a jug or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process.
of boiling, filtering and or fermenting.
Remember:

Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than drink water and be full of Poop

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!