[QUOTE=rspears;598276]I thought of johnboy when I saw this one! He does love his Lion's Brown!!
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A strange thing there Roger. I've had a few Lion Browns every evening for about forty years. When I fell over seven months ago I cracked my head twice pretty damned hard on concrete floors, once at home and again in the hospital. (Not that I remember it - I was told so.)
Since then I haven't touched any alcohol in any way.
And I don't miss it.

So if you want to be teetotal bash your head on the floor!

It might work for you..