So a female employee got an expensive pen as a birthday gift from her boss. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email:

Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.

The email said: Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it. Thanks a lot.!

Moral: A "space" is an essential part of English grammar!