Bob-The-Boss was suffering a minor cash flow problem, so decided he'd have to reduce staff numbers to manage his way through it. But he couldn't decide who to fire.
He finally whittled it down to a choice between two; Jack or Jill as they were the two most recently employed.
To make his choice the next day he thought he'd fire the next one to visit the water cooler.
Jill, after a night out with her friends on the bottle came to work next day and headed straight for the cooler.
So Bob walked up to her and said "I've decided I have to either lay you or Jack off..."
Jill interrupted him with the reply "Could you jack off? I feel like s**t."
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