Two old cowboys are lost in the desert. After wandering around for hours, no food, no water one looks out and sees a tree that's covered with slices of bacon!!
"Look!! It's a Bacon Tree!" he exclaimed, and he rushed to the tree only to be met with bullets from all directions!

His partner shook his head in dismay. "He wouldn't wait! I knew it wasn't a Bacon Tree! It was a Ham Bush!!!"