A blonde stormed in to the front desk in a library and said "I have a complaint!"
"Yes Ma'am? said the librarian looking up at her.
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
Puzzled by the complaint the librarian asked, "What was wrong with it?"
"it had too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde.
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our telephone book."
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