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07-23-2024 09:20 PM #11
A handsome man in a suit approached a young lady at a bar and politely asked if he could buy her a drink.
"Don't you have a girlfriend?" she inquired skeptically. "Guys like you always have girlfriends."
Looking somewhat forlorn, he replied, "No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," she responded sympathetically, "Okay then, I'll have a white wine please."
One glass of wine led to another. After a few more drinks, they shared a kiss and cuddle, eventually deciding to head back to her place where they made passionate love.
As he dressed afterward, she couldn't help but ask, "So, you're good-looking, a nice guy, and amazing in bed. Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?"
"The wife found out."
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