A woman who enjoyed playing cards with her friends once a month always worried about waking up her husband when she returned home around 11:30 p.m.
Determined to avoid disturbing him one night, she decided to be extra quiet. She undressed in the living room, draped her purse over her arm, and tiptoed into the bedroom—completely nude—only to find her husband sitting up in bed, reading.

“Dammit, woman!” he exclaimed. “Did you lose everything?”
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