One day, a man found himself reluctantly dragged to the cinema by his wife, who insisted on seeing a romantic comedy.
About thirty minutes into the movie, he felt a sharp nudge in his side.
“What a disgrace,” his wife whispered indignantly. “The person sitting in front of us is sound asleep!” she huffed, clearly annoyed.
The husband, rubbing his eyes, sighed and replied, “You woke me up just to tell me that?”
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