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Here's another one for you.

Subject: The Hardware Store
This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware
store....
Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he
needed a new hinge, so he > sent his wife Mary Lou to the hardware store. At
the hardware store
Mary Lou saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf
while she was waiting for
Joe Bob, the manager, to finish waiting on a
customer.
When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Lou asked how much for the teapot.
Joe Bob replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed. Then she proceeded
to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe Bob went
to the back room to find it. From the back room
Joe Bob yelled, "Mary Lou, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
To which Mary Louise replied, " No, but I will for the teapot."