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06-05-2007 01:51 PM #1
Revised 60's song's for the babyboomer's.
> Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new
>lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
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> They include:
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> Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
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> Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
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> The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
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> Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
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> Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
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> Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
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> Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
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> The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
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> Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
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> Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
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> Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
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> The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
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> Abba--- Denture Queen.
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> Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
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> Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
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> Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
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> And my favorite:
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> Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again.If I go to sleep........The clown's will eat me!!
Hmmmm.......24 hour's in a day......24 beer's in a case. Coincidence?..... I think not!.
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