Thread: Can you remember..........
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07-12-2007 10:28 AM #1
Can you remember..........
...........or.............maybe not
Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
It's much easier to promise someone a "free" ride on the wagon than to urge them to pull it.
Luck occurs when preparation and opportunity converge.
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07-12-2007 10:32 AM #2
What was I supposed to rememberInstead of being part of the problem, be part of a successful solution.
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07-12-2007 10:37 AM #3
That was good. What was good? Oh yeah, have a good day.
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07-12-2007 10:50 AM #4
More and more every day I can relate to all the things he said.
When I was a kid I thought it was the funniest thing to ask my Grandpap how old he was, and he had to stop and think about it. Now I totally understand.
Good video Bob............er, I THINK that was who posted that.
Don
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07-12-2007 12:14 PM #5
There was probably a time, Uncle Bob, when I would have thought that to be very funny.
I no longer find it humorous. I can now relate to everything he said.
Jim
Elder Geezer.
...... or do they call me James ........ or is it Jimmy?
To heck with it.
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07-12-2007 12:17 PM #6
Bob, I forgot what I was supposed to remember againInstead of being part of the problem, be part of a successful solution.
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07-12-2007 12:18 PM #7
Man, is that the truth
Ron
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07-12-2007 12:29 PM #8
Now just exactly what were talking about a ................. hi, nice to meet you, my name is d........... Well, I had a good time, goodbye.Duane S
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07-12-2007 12:36 PM #9
HUH???? Who's on first??PLANET EARTH, INSANE ASYLUM FOR THE UNIVERSE.
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07-12-2007 01:01 PM #10
Yes! I remember it well! Anything that is over 5 days old I can. If called upon to remember something from this morning.... forget it. CRS is an affliction of old age. Also a senior discretionary benefit.Bob
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail....but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying..."Damn....that was fun!
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07-12-2007 01:02 PM #11
What this thread reminds me of was the TV debate when Ross Perot was running for President, and his running mate was General Westmoreland. Poor Westmoreland came across just like that..........in fact, he said something to the effect of " who am I, and why am I here??" Perot had to be ready to put a gun to his head at about that time, I bet.
Don
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07-12-2007 01:42 PM #12
Suspose to go to the Dr. office. Left A note in my truck. Got home, had a sandwich, got a call from the Dr's office wondering where I was. Came home called my wife Betty(her name is Linda) she wondered who the hell was Betty, really don't know any betty's(or least I can't rember any) said lets go for a walk, 20 minutes later she said she went to get me and I was working on my truck, she says are you ready and I said for what!!!! . Finally went for the walk(always walk in my sneakers) she looks down as were walking and wonders why I'm wearing my steel toe work boot's. Got home to cook dinner(suspose to cook hot dogs outside) and said lets go to which she replied, where?. I said for dinner. She shook her head, said I'll cook and I went outside and put hamburgs on the grill(no charcoal) and she put hot dogs on inside. Guess I'm do for a Dr's appoitment if I can remberhis name.Keep smiling, it only hurts when you think it does!
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07-12-2007 03:39 PM #13
That reminds me of a video I saw on one of them video forums about this guy singing a song about old folks. It had this one line about someone trying to call him but he couldn't find the phone and the answering machine said something really funny but I don't remember what it was.theres no foo like an old foo
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07-12-2007 05:08 PM #14
Originally Posted by Itoldyouso
Uh....... Pops...... that was Admiral James Stockdale (Ret).
Here...............let me wipe that drool off your chin!Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
It's much easier to promise someone a "free" ride on the wagon than to urge them to pull it.
Luck occurs when preparation and opportunity converge.
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07-12-2007 05:19 PM #15
Yeah, you are right. Westmoreland was the brand of my dish washer.
(I just did that to prove your video's accuracy )
Don
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