Thread: magic beer.....
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09-29-2007 01:21 PM #1
magic beer.....
This was taken from another forum on the net.
MAGIC BEER
>
> A lady walks into a bar and sees a really
> good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself.
>
> She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
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> "Magic Beer," he says.
>
> She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around
> the bar, but after
> realizing that there is no one else worth talking
> to, goes back to the man
> sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic
> Beer, is it?"
>
> "Yes, I'll show you."
>
> He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window,
> flies around the
> building three times and comes back in the window.
>
> The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
>
> He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the
> window, flies around the
> building three times, and comes back in the window. She is so
> amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the
> guy says to the bartender,
> "Give her one of what I'm having."
>
> She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps
> out the window,
> plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
>
> The bartender looks up at the guy and says,
> "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when
> you're drunk."Its gunna take longer than u thought and its gunna cost more too(plan ahead!)
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09-29-2007 06:19 PM #2
Makes sense to me, give most people enough beer and they think they're superman!!!!!!Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, Live for Today!
Carroll Shelby
Learning must be difficult for those who already know it all!!!!
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09-30-2007 09:03 AM #3
Great joke.Even superman can have a good time!Keep smiling, it only hurts when you think it does!
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10-01-2007 06:28 AM #4
Thats great !!!
I wanted to complain about this NZ slang business, but I see it was resolved before it mattered. LOL..
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