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Originally Posted by Dave Severson

You must of been talking to my little sister!!! Got stuck with one of "them" at last years New Year's Day family type party!!!! My only question is, just how rude does one have to be before they quit calling??? Man, that was almost 11 months ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you know dave when it comes to affairs of the heart there is only a fine line between smittin and stalking

Flh4speed wrote:

im not loadin no paper unless i need it , the ladys use twice as much and i live in a house with 4 of the she-devils

Well I only have two of the she-devils, and if I don't load my own, then I gotta go looking for tissue or a corn cob. So I guess it could be said that it is the lesser of all evils.

Originally Posted by Bob Parmenter

Well, except for Severson.

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Originally Posted by mopar34

Flh4speed wrote:



Well I only have two of the she-devils, and if I don't load my own, then I gotta go looking for tissue or a corn cob. So I guess it could be said that it is the lesser of all evils.

now i dont know about your house , but in mine there are "good" towels just for looking at ! and then there are the "regular" towels to be used daily
just the suttle hint of possibly using one of the good ones as opposed to a corn cob just might motivaite the she-devils into loading a few themselves
a demented mind is a terrible thing to waste

Geez, so you guys really do put up with this stuff on a daily basis???? Ya gotta be kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wouldnt have it any other way dave

Originally Posted by flh4speed

now i dont know about your house , but in mine there are "good" towels just for looking at ! and then there are the "regular" towels to be used daily
just the suttle hint of possibly using one of the good ones as opposed to a corn cob just might motivaite the she-devils into loading a few themselves
a demented mind is a terrible thing to waste

and in my house, you're lucky if you can find a towel!!!!

Originally Posted by Dave Severson

and in my house, you're lucky if you can find a towel!!!!

soap ,5 gallon bucket , spray gun , shop towels to dry off , what more could you need?

i,ll wait until the computer classes start,besides if i learn to be proper,my wife would faint,lol.