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you know ... he`s great for info and helping keep a site alive but he`s such a butthole .. he drives as many members away as he brings .. i just deleted my link yesterday but i will bring it back up .. i would like to see the site grow .. i love the old streetfire crowd ..

Well welcome back!

fuel injected aliminum headed cleveland .. got to be a screamer .. needs to be in my stang though

ok old car guys and gals .. see how many you get rite .. i got 94 % and most are older than me

Car Show Game - 1950s - American Torque .com

100%, but people tell me I'm older than dirt.

These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos:


1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My Favorite)

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)

6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center )

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS....

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

those are fantastic.

times are changing when imports can fit in at car shows .. i`ve seen more volkswagons / old toyotas and some opel cadets at events this year and they fit in nicely

gotta love those old z cars. A friend has done up a real nice 240 that has won a few awards. Classic styling! here is a link with a few pics.
http://www.geocities.com/jasonparuta/engine.html

different paint job

I was wondering where those dentures got to?

strange one

Looks like the truck ate the back end of a cadillac!

A nice set of bullhorns on the front of that hood and it'll be perfect.

Originally Posted by 123pugsy

A nice set of bullhorns on the front of that hood and it'll be perfect.

i was gunna say that had to be a texas truck but bit my tounge ...