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To: All of you.

Wishing you all a very Special Thanksgiving.
God bless America and all of my friends here on CHR

Scott

Just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving To All here on CHR. While your saying a prayer for being thankful mention The Troops in service that won't be here so that we can
Charlie

X3 To all the members here. Have a great Thanksgiving Day and enjoy all your blessings!

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

happy thanksgiving from the duvalls. you guys are my second family.

dont have a tv alert thread here but dont miss " punkin chunkin " tonite in science channel .. and the pre show .. 7 or 8 pm depending on where you at >>

every morning when i`m off work i take a good long walk down a street that follows a winding creek most of its length .. i see all manner of critters most days .. deer , possums, sometimes a flock of turkeys .. this morning a little chip monk caught my eye .. he was running back and forth along a tree limb that was hanging a bit over the waters edge about 8 inches high ..as i focused my eyes i could see that there was a small nut sort of like a peanut sitting on the tree limb ..the chip monk finally got enuff courage to go and get the peanut when just about the time he grabbed it a big bass jumped out of the water and swallowed the chip monk ...amasing !!!! i said to myself ... but even more amasing was that after a minute or so that bass came up out of the water and set another peanut on that limb ......

this is not a political statement by me as i`m not a political person but it does seem to sum up the state of out country ..
I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.

She said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? '

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed with pride.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. '

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? '

"I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?'
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,

'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you, Tonto?

'You dumber than buffalo shit. It mean someone steal tent.'

The Liberals Christmas carol play list
Politically Correct Christma.jpg

Absolutely fabulous...You stirrer,you...Havent seen that before..Sadly,that seems to be how its going..Better not say any more,in case I raise the ire of a certain moderator,when it turns sour..

Ditto, where are we headed in this world!

why have i only now been offered the opportunity to be a contributor .. i`m happy to do so .. i want this site to hang around a bit longer .

Originally Posted by lamin8r

Absolutely fabulous...You stirrer,you...Havent seen that before..Sadly,that seems to be how its going..Better not say any more,in case I raise the ire of a certain moderator,when it turns sour..

Liberals have no sense of humor, they should cause their logic is hysterical. It is so easy to set their hair on fire.

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED ~
* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are.
* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me...
* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and... Trees and.....
* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder ---Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells