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03-08-2008 07:00 AM #1
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Kansas Poem
KANSAS POEM
It's winter in Kansas
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love Kansas
when the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Kansas
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!
Down The Two Lane Blacktop. 
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03-08-2008 05:37 PM #2
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Ahhh, Kansas. Heard a couple of guys at the window the other day with the snow coming down sideways. One said to the other, "It'll be still & clear by 5." Getting no immediate response but a sideways glance from his buddy, he went on, "Yep, still snowing, and clear up to your butt!!"
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03-08-2008 06:49 PM #3
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Might as well be South Dakota, same weather we've been having!!!!!! My partner has promised that when it warms up this time it's going to stay warm and be Spring..... I told him if he's wrong it would be grounds for a public lynching at the big tree on the courthouse lawn!!!!!!!!Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, Live for Today!
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03-08-2008 08:04 PM #4
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Wow, with weather like that.....I'm glad I'm in Cali......It got up to a chilly 78 here today
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03-08-2008 08:07 PM #5
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Originally Posted by ceh383
Wow, with weather like that.....I'm glad I'm in Cali......It got up to a chilly 78 here today
Grrrrrr..... Just had to say that to cheer me up, huh???? Castaic, just at the bottom of Grapevine, isn't it????Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, Live for Today!
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03-08-2008 09:53 PM #6
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Yep, on the south side.... Originally Posted by Dave Severson
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03-08-2008 10:00 PM #7
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Thought so... I stopped there for fuel once on my way from Pomona to Portland.... Think we passed about 100 big trucks on the way up grapevine, and got passed by about 300 going down the other side!!!!!!!Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, Live for Today!
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03-08-2008 10:05 PM #8
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Yeah, I know what you mean. Too many trucks around here, they have a 40mph speed limit now coming down the hill....Lots of smoking breaks.....Our race team page
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What is it they say?? Originally Posted by colorado815
KANSAS POEM
It's winter in Kansas
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love Kansas
when the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Kansas
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!
Kansas sucks and Oklahoma blows??
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03-09-2008 09:11 AM #10
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Yep, we have the same in the great state of NY . Rain,freezing rain, snow, snow, cold,cold
Is there any states that are warm in the winter besides Flordia, Arizonia, California? I thought because of the climate changes that we would become warmer in the winter, but it's just not happening. Every winter my body says to go south or somewhere where it's warmer. To many joints are screamiig out with pain.
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03-09-2008 09:24 AM #11
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I can't bear the cold. I was a line-man for 8 years. Climbed many a pole in 34 degree weather with the rain coming down. Glad to be inside now. If it weren't for the cold....I'd live in Colorado. Arkansas really isn't too cold. Hats off to you Dave. Its a wonder you still have all your fingers. My dad was born and raised in the Duluth area. He's told me stories about the cold. Brrrrrr! Originally Posted by Dave Severson
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03-09-2008 09:36 AM #12
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mich weather is not been to hot .
with my fibromyalgia and my bad discs in my back. i am feeling like i was beat to hell with a big bat .hoping for warm weather damn soon
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03-09-2008 09:48 AM #13
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Originally Posted by erik erikson
What is it they say??
Kansas sucks and Oklahoma blows??
No more like Nebraska blows and Oklahoma sucks. Course Texas is the bottom feeder............
Down The Two Lane Blacktop.
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03-09-2008 09:51 AM #14
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Stovebolter I left Ar. about 8 months back. Ya it gets cold but nothing like the flat land of Kansas.
Down The Two Lane Blacktop.
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Hey, cheer up, you've got flood season to look forward too, and tornados!
The Solomon river flooded bad in the mid '50's, I can remember the mark on grandads wall at just over 6'.Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
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