Quote Originally Posted by Itoldyouso
"For Sale. House on the river. Catch fish right out your front door and park your boat in the spacious boat house (ex-garage) On main highway, easy access, spectacular view. Private fishing pier. Tires included. Must sell quickly (before the cops come) Any serious offer accepted. Call Bubba at 1800-dumba**."

Don
Thanks Don, best laugh I've had in years...